Look what I found while innocently shopping for conditioner:
Apparently this stuff has been around for a while, but this was the first I’d heard of it. Naturally I had to check out the ingredients, and it does, in fact, contain actual animal placenta. Gag. I’m all for earthy, hippie concoctions (ask my old roommate about the summer I traded in my shampoo for a baking soda and vinegar regimen that left my hair…pungent. And none too silky.) But this I just don’t know about. I’ve witnessed the birthing of kids (goat, not human) and it ain’t pretty.
At least it’s only 98 cents; I mean, if you’re going to get in the habit of rubbing afterbirth all over your scalp you might as well stick with a brand that’s easy on the wallet.