- I love my new job. I pretty much get paid to jump on a trampoline.
- Russian is coming along swimmingly. I can introduce myself and know not to be weirded out if a Russian tries to kiss me on the cheek three times because it’s a common greeting over there.
- Excuse me while I go learn the Hoedown Throwdown. I’m preparing for a dance-off vs. some 5th graders that is taking place Monday and I don’t want to look like a fool. Unless, of course, it’s a dancing fool.