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Chronicles of the Kangaroo Ninja Cannibals February 21, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — Anna @ 9:26 pm

Written by my little sister, Shelley-boo. What a card.

One day the cannibalistic pack of giant kangaroos were online ordering plane tickets to Bulgaria when their miniscule neighbor, Chiff, came to their house wanting to borrow their mixer. “It’s for my aging nephew, Chip,” he confessed. The kangaroos saw no harm in it so they gave it to him not knowing that Chip had three eyes.

After a week the kangaroos’ plane tickets had arrived in the mail. They were soon all packed and ready to take pictures and video of all the attractions, but when they were getting their cookie-making supplies ready they realized that Chiff still had their mixer. They were outraged and vowed to get it back in a ninja-like fashion. They synchronized their watches, and realized that they only had 15 minutes to get to the airport. They had almost given up hope when they remembered that they had grappling hooks, exploding dental floss, and harpoon guns. “This is perfect,” the chief exploded.

The pack snuck into chiff’s house and were pleased to see that he and Chip were hibernating out of season by mistake. They easily located and took their mixer. The kangaroos made it to the airport just in time. They deeply enjoyed their trip to Bulgaria especially when they were offered a job as a pack of ninjas.


3 Responses to “Chronicles of the Kangaroo Ninja Cannibals”

  1. shelley-boo Says:

    i can’t believe that nobody has commented on my fantastic story, but if no one else will. oh genious author, your stories amuse and delight me, and i’m not just saying that. oh how smart it is to put exploding dental floss and three-eyed hibernating animal. well all i can say is that i hope to meet you some day

  2. shelley-boo Says:

    that was me commenting on my own story! isn’t it a great story, now i’ve posted two comments! i just love seeing those little pattery things by the comments =]

  3. quinitta Says:

    well shelley-boo, i loved the story too! and i would love to mention that i always read anna’s blog and it’s the best!

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