Anna to the Max

the epitome of quirkiness

If you’d been a fly on our kitchen wall last night… August 14, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — Anna @ 8:42 pm

…I would have gone after you with the original Rachie Swatter. Before your untimely, squishy death, however, this is what you’d be overhearing:

I’ve eaten alligator.”

“Oh yeah? I’ve eaten sea cucumber.”

“I’ve eaten guinea pig.”

“Did you hear what I just said? Have you ever touched a sea cucumber? Those things are slimy. And they move! I‘ve had dried watermelon.”


“Gross! I’ve eaten shark.”

“Me too. You’re never going to win this.”


“Stuff you eat as a little kid doesn’t count.”

“Ok. Hangnails.”

“You eat your hangnails?”

“Yep. I bite them off and sometimes I swallow them.”

“Sorry, that’s not gross enough.”

“Well, if I pulled off all my hangnails for a year and kept them in a jar, and then boiled them and made a stew out of them, would that be gross enough?”


“Who made you the judge? I’ve had tofu.”

“Now that’s just disgusting.”

Silly Rachie; tofu is a nutritious treat made by curdling fresh, hot soymilk with a coagulant!


One Response to “If you’d been a fly on our kitchen wall last night…”

  1. Lauren Says:

    Ok…I have to agree with the tofu statement. IT IS GROSS!!! I tricked my mom into eating it one time (she thought it was chicken) and I don’t think she forgave me for that one. 🙂 Hee Hee

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