I‘m referring, of course, to pranking. Rachael Roomie is on a 10-day trip to a remote town in Idaho, the land of potatoes, to visit her significant other and his family. ( Me the day she bought her plane ticket: “Just think; if only you’d gotten together with that cute kid from Hawaii…”)
Here’s the sitch: I need to pull a prank of greater magnitude than all the other pranks I’ve ever played on her combined. This has to outdo imprisoning her beloved stuffed monkey in an upside-down shopping cart on her bed, getting half the people on our floor and others around campus (including her own boyfriend) to steal and wear various items from her wardrobe for a day, and swiping all her underwear and hanging them from the ceiling in our hall. Ok, that last one was all Brooke. Kudos, sister.
Of course, it can’t be anything too disgusting like leaving a glass of milk behind the desk in her room for 2 weeks (wasn’t me). Because then some poor innocent soul (me), while trying to rid the room of the nasty stench might, I don’t know, accidentally tip over the thick, green, curdled milk globs and spend hours pouring baking soda on the mess to try to clear it up, making the putrid odor that much worse and incurring the wrath of the 39 other people who live in close proximity to it. (Oh, dorm life. How I miss thee.)
Please respond with your utterly nefarious and relatively inexpensive ideas and let’s pull us a prank.