Anna to the Max

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The sixth and oft-forgotten love language August 3, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — Anna @ 10:46 pm

I‘m referring, of course, to pranking. Rachael Roomie is on a 10-day trip to a remote town in Idaho, the land of potatoes, to visit her significant other and his family. ( Me the day she bought her plane ticket: “Just think; if only you’d gotten together with that cute kid from Hawaii…”)

Here’s the sitch: I need to pull a prank of greater magnitude than all the other pranks I’ve ever played on her combined. This has to outdo imprisoning her beloved stuffed monkey in an upside-down shopping cart on her bed, getting half the people on our floor and others around campus (including her own boyfriend) to steal and wear various items from her wardrobe for a day, and swiping all her underwear and hanging them from the ceiling in our hall. Ok, that last one was all Brooke. Kudos, sister.

Of course, it can’t be anything too disgusting like leaving a glass of milk behind the desk in her room for 2 weeks (wasn’t me). Because then some poor innocent soul (me), while trying to rid the room of the nasty stench might, I don’t know, accidentally tip over the thick, green, curdled milk globs and spend hours pouring baking soda on the mess to try to clear it up, making the putrid odor that much worse and incurring the wrath of the 39 other people who live in close proximity to it. (Oh, dorm life. How I miss thee.)

Please respond with your utterly nefarious and relatively inexpensive ideas and let’s pull us a prank.


4 Responses to “The sixth and oft-forgotten love language”

  1. You know I’ve got nothing when it comes to stuff like this. 🙂

  2. Shashank "why so serious" Shrestha Says:

    the only thing I can think of is overdosing her with bollywood dance music…

    what? its torture to my ears…

  3. Jen Says:

    For April Fool’s Day one year, one of my dorm-mates’ boyfriend-at-the-time listed her car for a REALLY cheap price in the local classified ads. She started getting phone calls at 6:30 am on a Saturday morning and they lasted all day.

    It was stellar!

    Have fun pranking!

  4. Lauren Says:

    Ok..I know this is gross, but have you tried putting saran-wrap over the toilet seat so tightly that she can’t see it? I don’t think I have to tell you the outcome of that one. 🙂

    Here’s another one…I haven’t tried it personally but I have heard about it…

    Put a Pixy-Stick (either the whole stick opened or the dust…try both before pranking 🙂 ) in the shower head (they used purple) and when she turns the water on to take a shower…wha la! 😉

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