No, my little chickadees. I would never forget you.
Today’s language is Portuguese. I know, I know. It’s not exotic. But count your blessings.
“I’ m que vai a um casamento este fim de semana. Pela praia. Em um console confidencial. Tentativa para não me diar.”
Translation: “I’m going to a wedding this weekend. By the beach. On a private island. Try not to hate me.”